Sex Frog




We have a forum of doctors from my batch.We exchange mails ,news and interesting stuff.
This was sent to me by Dr.J from the UK. All serious discussions were going on for quite some time,and I thought it is time for a change!

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."


The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says,
"Just follow the instructions carefully."


The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions and
reads them carefully. She does exactly what is specified:


1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.

Allow the frog to follow its training.


She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and,to her surprise, nothing happens!
The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.


She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
 "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."


So, the lady calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in and says,
"See,I've done everything according to the instructions
and the damn thing just sits there."


The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:


"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" 








Comments

  1. hahahahha absolutely tummy splitting laughter!!

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  2. hahaa......sex sells, be it in any form...:)

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  3. Hi Doc, You are into a season of screaming laughter.Ha!! This was so good that it aches from laughing!!!

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  4. OMG.. that was funny. You know Doc when we used to do dissections in 12th standard a friend of mine used to seriously consider kissing that creepy frog on her tray before attacking it with her scalpel - "Who knows it might turn into a prince" was her point. Some of us were nasty enough to say "point is if he wants to kiss you. Might be a fate worse than death"- typical female humour of the nasty variety!

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  5. Hahahahaha why am I not able to stop laughing! This was bonkers!

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  6. @all friends,
    I couldn't stop laughing for a while when I read it.For a change,I wanted to share the fun.

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  7. so funny ..
    something hilarious!!

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  8. WHAT AN IDEA SIR JIiiiiiiiiiiii ....

    now that is such a innovative one ..

    Bikram's

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  9. yes! just once more! LOL



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  10. Thanks for providing a much needed laugh. You know what they say about us woman having to kiss many frogs before finding our prince.

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  11. That was hilarious! Always feels nice after a home hearty laugh!

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    1. Sorry for the typo: home - good.

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  12. Very funny. Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh for a while :)

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